3.04.2003



In Search of Lost Time



And so well i'm a day behind here so yesterday's post will now appear tommorrow combined with what would have been today's post, and thursday's post will appear as scheduled, check your local listings for times in your area.
You will notice, won't you, that you can now leave comments on the site. Of course, i am abdicating a level of control. I have enjoyed being able to tell you in whatever manner i choose that, for example, Andy had this to say about Yasser Arafat's cuisine:

"I know it's sandwiches you're talking about...but what about a Yasser Arafat-Papa John's exchange? Do you think the leader of the Palestinian world would accept being put on hold? And can he put down an entire large one topping (with coupon) and a two-liter of A&W like me and Troy can? And then belch at Earth-shattering levels?"


My guess is that an Arafat belch would dwarf the efforts of any world leader.
At least since Margaret Thatcher is no longer in power. (Honorable mention to Helmut Kohl)
He also should be used to being put on hold. Although maybe he wouldn't tolerate being brushed aside by a pizza place like he is by Israeli Prime Ministers.

You see? I won't be able to do that anymore. But at least whomever of you there are out there will be able to interact with each other, and i'll respond to comments as i am able.
Also, the "Terrorism Anxiety Meter" is beginning to bore me, but i would like to seek out world opinion before doing away with it entirely. Here's a good way to practice leaving comments: should i keep the meter or not? Also the quotes will probably go whenever i come up with something to replace it.

Right now that Jimmy Buffet song: "Margaritaville" has found its way into my cerebellum. Where the hell did it come from? What kind of cruel existence is this? Where's my Messiah now, huh? Where's my Messiah now?

Hey, how many limbs does Ron Santo have to lose to get into baseball's Hall of Fame?
He's like that knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail. "Tis' but a scratch." One day they will induct one of the greatest torsos to ever play third base.
I should have written that last week. Now this is starting to read like one of Larry King's USA Today columns.


Ah... that's better. "Brian Wilson" by Barenaked Ladies.

Okay just to recap: Yesterday's post has been moved to today. Today's post will appear tomorrow, combined with tomorrow's regularly scheduled post. Thursday's post will appear as scheduled (on Thursday). Check the paper for showtimes.
And if you want to find me i'll be down at the sandbox playing my guitar and building castles in the sun whoa ooh whoa ooh whoa
and singing "Fun, fun, fun."