4.24.2009

alpha charlie bravo presents the first ever pre-emptive invocation of the Thaksin Shinawatra1 rule for:



Jacob Zuma


I know you probably had your sights set on some good ol' fashioned African political corruption once you got the big office to go along with your already impressive resume. But come on, JZ; you and I both know you're not even going to make it through one full term without some kind of court battle. Why don't you just step aside now and let the ANC save some face. The party of Mandela deserves better.

4.21.2009

One evening, prior to the fin de siecle, I found myself at the Osco in Evanston with the purpose of acquiring various and sundry items that might offer some marginal benefit to my day to day existence. I was a student, that term being loosely used, at the time.

In the store, a beautiful young woman caught my eye. She met my gaze, smiled and approached. She said, hello and we began to engage in small talk. At this point, I realized that she knew me, or at least thought she did. But I had no idea who she was. I couldn't imagine how I could have possibly met someone of her pulchritude and subsequently forgotten to the extent that she did not seem in any way familiar.

I desperately attempted to conceal my ignorance in the course of conversing with her. I ended the encounter somewhat abruptly since I don't have much to say to someone I don't know. I left convinced that this had been a case of mistaken identity--that she had spoken to me falsely believing me to be some vaguely familiar acquaintance.

At the time I was serving as Assistant Director for that year's Shakespeare at the Rock production, Twelfth Night. There was a rehearsal that I attended the evening following my mysterious encounter with the unknown beauty. I walked into the room and there she was. She was Olivia; that's how she knew me. The night before I saw her in Osco, I was probably sitting just a few feet away from her at the "read through" and yet I could not add the sums together when the circumstances required. Isn't it strange how one can see someone he knows and yet not see her at all?

4.12.2009

I feel I would be remiss if I didn't post the trailer for the Doctor Who Easter Special. I realize that's an irrational feeling and should not necessarily influence my behavior, but... (Why am I being so introspective about this?)


4.07.2009

Snack Time: Anytime

I was not aware that this product was still on the market. However, while I was perusing the cookie aisle in the grocery store last night, I came across an entire display for Stella D'oro Breakfast Treats. Here you can see the photographic evidence.

And here you can see why this simple product amuses me:
(Not safe for work, school or children)


4.02.2009

My Favorite Things

A brief assortment of random lists:


    Favorite Ang Lee Movies
  1. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

  2. The Ice Storm

  3. Brokeback Mountain

  4. Lust, Caution

  5. Hulk


    Favorite European-born NBA Players
  1. Drazen Petrovich

  2. Dirk Nowitzki

  3. Toni Kukoc

  4. Arvydas Sabonis

  5. Detlef Schrempf


    Favorite Contemporary Lyricists
  1. Jeff Tweedy - Wilco

  2. Sam Beam - Iron and Wine

  3. Black Thought - The Roots

  4. Alan Sparhawk - Low

  5. Undecided - open to suggestions

4.01.2009

In the midst of the celebration of deception that occurs annually at this arbitrary point on the calendar, I often think of the story of Gimpel the Fool.

"It is written, better to be a fool all your days than for one hour to be evil."