1.25.2004



The Secret of My Success




Get Money Fast! 6 Easy Steps!
It Really Works!


  1. Work two jobs.

  2. Utilize "direct deposit" for the higher paying of the two, but rely on "live" checks for the other.

  3. Neglect to pick-up a check from the 2nd job for at least a month.

  4. Suddenly remember you have a paycheck outstanding.

  5. Discover in fact that you had two outstanding checks.

  6. Enjoy your new financial windfall.