Songs In the Key of Springfield

"Hey who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?"

"I'm not garbage. I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be and I'm hoping that they'll ratify me. There's a lot of [gay people] who have got too much freedom. I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em 'cause there's limits to our liberties. At least, I hope and pray that there are, 'cause those liberal freaks go to far."

"But why can't we just make a law against [gay marriage]?"

"Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the Constitution..."

"Then we can make all sorts of crazy laws!"

"Now you're catching on!"