10.05.2003



All the President's Men



I managed to catch intermittent glimpses of the NLDS featuring the Cubs and Braves Saturday and I heard the Tv broadcasters talking the friendship between former Texas Ranger and current Atlanta Brave Julio Franco and the President George W. Bush. It was said the two are so close, Julio Franco has a number to call the White House to speak to George and that the Bush family attended his wedding; including GW's parents and twin daughters.
Two Questions:
1)Who do you think would win in a drinking contest: the Bush twins or the Hilton sisters?
2)Do you think the White House used Julio Franco to leak the classified information that Amb. Joe Wilson's wife is a CIA agent? Julio Franco is deep throat!