If we have a Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, I'm leaving the country.
The government should just admit that it has no real role in ratifying individual relationships.

I don't have cable, which is mostly fine with me because I don't watch much Tv anyway, but I do subsist on streaming video clips of The Daily Show.
Perhaps you have already seen this clip. It appeared two years ago, but I've only just discovered it and I find it to be extraordinary.