Boss
Hey, they arrested my hero, the self proclaimed "Mayor of Baghdad". What law has he broken? What law even exists in Iraq? Oh, sure you can loot all the palaces and museums you like, but don't even think about holding imaginary committee meetings in your hotel room. I didn't realize there could be such dire consequences for giving yourself a false title. I guess I ought to stop going around calling myself "The King of the Jews." A person could get into a lot of trouble for that.
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