3.24.2003



Radio Cure



It started innocently enough. I just wanted to watch a few minutes of the NCAA tournament on Saturday afternoon. I fell asleep on Gonzaga, or something. I hear the voice of Dan Rather: "...and ten soldiers wounded today..." i grope around for the remote and press the power button.
At around 11:00 p.m. i watch Mullholland Drive. What the hell is up with Mullholland Drive? I watch it again. Oh, now i get it. Or at least i invent an explanation that i can understand.
4:00 a.m. So what's the harm now in watching a little CNN?
This was really my first news of the war. I was surprised to see that not all that much had happened up until Sunday, or at least it seemed to me. The civilian infrastructure in Baghdad is still mostly intact and U.S. troops hadn't met much resistance, i guess, until Sunday.
It was nice to know a little something and to be able simply to turn on the tv.
I thought i might watch the Oscars and get some material for the blog. I watched a few minutes, but disinterest overtook me and i turned my attention to other trifles.
I turned on the radio. WBEZ was running the BBC feed. From that moment on the BBC was on in my room all night, even as i slept.
I knew i would become interested in the tactical issues of the war and crave constant information if i allowed the media's light under in under my door, and that is what happened.

One of the events i like to see during the Oscars is when they present past Oscar winners on stage. Don't you look at some of those people and think: "were they selling those things on eBay? How did ___ get an Oscar?" Perhaps it didn't seem strange at the time, but in retrospect: Cuba Gooding Jr.? "Show me the money!"? What sort of mass hysteria created that outcome? What the hell did Geena Davis get an Oscar for? Geena Davis?

My favorite out of context quote from recent war coverage:

"We did not bomb Baghdad."
-Donald Rumsfeld

--he actually said that.

also i found it quite amusing to see Iraqi soldiers in Baghdad, firing machine guns into the river because they thought an American plane might have been downed there.
The Iraqi foreign minister was interviewed by the BBC in Cairo where he's attending the Arab League summit. Blaring in the background as he was being interviewed, was Gloria Gaynor's "I will Survive." I'm not kidding. When he broke off the interview, the reporter said, "No doubt, he's returning to his hotel to plan his diplomatic strategy for the Arab League summit tomorrow."
Or maybe, he was just anxious to get his Cairo groove on.

3.20.2003



Songs for the Deaf



My media blackout has officially begun. From now on i will walk around with my eyes shut and my hands over my ears saying: lalala lala la la lalala lala la la one banana two banana three banana four... ok maybe not.

I saw yesterday that NCAA president Miles Brand, announcing the decision to play the tournament games, said "We will not allow a tyrant to determine how we live our lives." I could be wrong, but i think currently the tyrant has more important issues to consider than how far Dwayne Wade can take Marquette in the Tournament. Although, i could see Saddam Hussein being upset about Bobby Knight not receiving a bid and i hear Tariq Aziz is a Notre Dame fan.

Speaking of Tariq, he spoke to reporters yesterday amid rumors that he was planning to defect. I can imagine a despondent Tariq Aziz being prompted by Saddam Hussein to join him in singing theme songs from 1980's American sitcoms to cheer him up and strengthen his resolve.
For example, they might sing the theme from Growing Pains:

"Show me that smile again (Ooh show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'
We're nowhere near the end
The best is ready to begin
Ooh...
As long as we got each other
We can take anything that comes our way
Baby rain or shine...
All the time...
We got each other
Sharin' the laughter and love"

Or the theme from Family Ties:

"What would we do baby, without us?
What would we do baby, without us?
And there ain't no nothin' we can't love each other through
What would we do baby, without us?
Sha la la la."

3.19.2003



B.O.B



So, if the Republican Guard still wants to fight after the first 48 hours of "shock and awe," it seems to me, they could make things rather difficult. In any case, the hard part will be what happens after the 3000 PGM's and the siege of key cities accomplish their objectives. It will be interesting to see, if the President needs to request the war funding up front, if those democrats who voted for the war resolution in September (especially the ones running for president) and who now criticize the administration's policy which has been clear since at least August, will still vote to fund the war.

In any case, i think i will bury my head in the sand and declare a media blackout on myself. Today may be the last opportunity for me to read the newspaper, listen to the radio, or watch television for no one knows how long. So let's make this quick. Okay? I'm going to sleep now. Wake me when the war is over. Or just email me.