I've always figured that if I trained for it, the one Olympic event I could be competitive in is the Steeplechase. But, I watched the Steeplechase tonight and I think my previous assertions were foolhardy.

First, despite my natural athleticism, I'm concerned that I would end up like this guy.

Or worse...

Second, I'm not as fast as a Kenyan. Although, with the right training regimen, perhaps one of my descendants will be.