And of course I, like so many, tried and failed. But, I was close I tell you, I was close.
I clicked through the ticketmaster page at 11:59:59. I got to the event page and clicked through. I waited for the next page to load. You know, the one that asks you to type in the secret word hiding in the lattice work box? It loaded at 12:01:24. The problem is, the image with the encrypted word didn't load with the page. And thus, I was stuck. Stuck and thwarted.

But, I see there were fewer than 4000 tickets available for each game so... what the hell? Nobody gets tickets. Unless you or someone you know works for Major League Baseball.
Or U.S. Cellular.
Or one of the 29 other teams.