Write this down: M-A-R-S. Mars, bitches.

If there's anyone you really, really dislike and you wish that they were dead, set up a press conference announcing that person as the new head of Hamas in Gaza. Then just sit back and watch the missles fly.
But as always, I urge all sides to show restraint.

Whoever did John Kerry's makeup this morning on Meet the Press is one hell of an artist.