Well, it's about damned time.

Alright this is thouroughly troubling. I check my email and I see one of those "Undelivered Mail" notifications. Which was strange, because I haven't sent any email from this address in at least a week. Here is the message:

Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 14:09:35 +0100
From: "Some Person Who Isn't Me" [myemailaddress.com]
To: "Some guy" [hisemailaddress]
Subject: How would you like PERMANANT penis growth
Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 11:16:35 -0200

You've heard about these pills on TV, in the news, and online and have probably asked yourself, "Do they really work?" The answer is YES! [Product Name} is a powerful erection enhancing product that will create erections so strong and full that over time your penis will
actually grow as a direct result! If you would like a more satisfying sex life then [product name] is for you!
Get it now

Let's all say it together: WTF?

Someone has used my email address to send erection spam throughout the cosmos to Vishnu knows how many people. I feel dirty. And not in the least bit erect. I want to contact Yahoo! to make them aware of the situation and begin a process of remedy, but I can't even find an email address at which I can get in touch with them. Siva forbid my only hope is that some Yahoo! administrator feels he needs erectile enhancement and contacts me looking for help.

John Kerry has yet to pick a running mate, but there's already been some speculation as to whom he might select for cabinet positions. So my question is: if you were elected President, who would be in your cabinet? The only rule is that you cannot select anyone deceased. I'd like to have Saul Alinsky as my Labor Secretary, but it ain't gonna happen.

Go ahead, take your time. Use this as a guide if you need to. Choose as many or as few positions as you like. And non-cabinet level positions are open too.