alpha charlie bravo presents the first ever pre-emptive invocation of the Thaksin Shinawatra¹ rule for:

Jacob Zuma

I know you probably had your sights set on some good ol' fashioned African political corruption once you got the big office to go along with your already impressive resume. But come on, JZ; you and I both know you're not even going to make it through one full term without some kind of court battle. Why don't you just step aside now and let the ANC save some face. The party of Mandela deserves better.