Holiday Inn

What? St. Patrick's Day?
Hasn't it been St. Patrick's Day since the week after St. Valentine's Day? Hasn't it been St. Valentine's Day since the week after Christmas? Hasn't it been Christmas since Thanksgiving? Hasn't it been Thanksgiving since Halloween? Hasn't it been Halloween since the 4th of July?

OK, I give up. If I promise to buy something I don't need once a week, can I just ignore all the holidays?