I Dreamed I Stopped Dreaming

I heard somewhere that it's not good form socially to talk about one's own dreams as if they would be of any interest to anyone besides one's self. Therefore, I won't bore you with the details of the dream I had last night which featured Steven Colbert and enormous quantities of pasta.

I also will refrain from telling you about how last week, I fell asleep with NPR on while John Mearsheimer was being questioned about his book The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy and dreamed that I was on the field watching an MLB team take batting practice. I was chatting with a pitcher about Carlos Lee when he suddenly turned the conversation to Jewish outfielders.

Now I'm convinced that Shawn Green wants to go to war with Iran.