I guess it's a special day if you're the black reporter designate for a local Tv station and it's time to cover the John H. Johnson funeral. It sure beats the hell out of covering the latest "toddler killed in gang crossfire on the South Side" story.

But, I have two questions:

1) How is it possible that Bill Clinton is more comfortable in a room full of negroes than I am?

B) What the hell is that on Carol Moseley Braun's head?