I'm always fascinated by people who are, as the colloquial metaphor goes, open books. The idea that someone, a virtual stranger or a co-worker, would feel compelled to tell me details of their personal life when I have shown no prior interest in such matters mystifies me. Especially considering that I myself have some sort of sub-rational aversion to disclosure.

In other news, I have sideburns. They kind of snuck up on me. I wasn't paying attention to the fact that I hadn't been shaving them and then one day: surprise! I'm Luke Perry.