8.30.2006

When did America Jump the Shark?
Vote for one:

  1. Never Jumped
  2. NAFTA
  3. Asian Financial Crisis
  4. 2000 Presidential Election
  5. 9/11
  6. Dept. of Homeland Security
  7. Invasion of Afghanistan
  8. Invasion of Iraq
  9. Gitmo
  10. Abu Ghraib
  11. NSA Wiretaps
  12. Other

8.18.2006

Do you know how I know Oprah is evil?
Because she has unleashed her spawn Dr. Phil upon earth.

And what rough beast its hour come round at last
Slouches toward Harpo to be born