"I had quit everything in my life up until that point... and here I was in the middle of something that I really wanted to quit and I couldn't quit."

-Ken Finkelman on directing Airplane 2

Well, I guess I know how he feels.

Apparently, the entire Today Show is about Johnny Carson. That is, except for a segment on Donald Trump's wedding. It's comforting to know that we live in a world where the lives and deaths of entertainers are the most important topics an ostensible news program can discuss. War? Poverty? No longer an issue. Oh, brave new world!

So who's got Johnny Carson in the death pool?