11.25.2008

Teacher says, every time Sarah Palin gives an interview, a turkey gets its wings--and by gets its wings, I mean, is slaughtered.

11.20.2008

I happened upon this website during a google search. It gives you some useless information about your name.

For example:

"Your 'Numerology' number is 7. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that you are spiritual, eccentric, and a bit of a loner. Introspective and analytical, you think deeply and prefer seclusion."


Yup, complete bulls**t.

Also, I've been doing some cleaning. And although I realize I haven't mopped in some time, I find it hard to believe that a floor could be that dirty. I mean, it's not like I have dogs, or kids, or a marauding army of Mongolians on horseback traipsing through my kitchen. Well, anyway, it's clean now; or cleanish.