The WWE is a fraud. Kaiju Big Battel is real.

Leap year is really special, because it means one extra day of Black History Month. What will you do with your extra day?

Songs In the Key of Springfield

"Hey who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?"

"I'm not garbage. I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be and I'm hoping that they'll ratify me. There's a lot of [gay people] who have got too much freedom. I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em 'cause there's limits to our liberties. At least, I hope and pray that there are, 'cause those liberal freaks go to far."

"But why can't we just make a law against [gay marriage]?"

"Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the Constitution..."

"Then we can make all sorts of crazy laws!"

"Now you're catching on!"

This is just stupid. This whole business of blowing up the infamous Steve Bartman baseball from the NLCS--indescribable stupidity. Forget about the fact that over $100,000 was paid to acquire the ball and nevermind the cavalcade of cameras and personalities that will attend the hideous spectacle. I don't understand why people are willing to believe, or at least behave as if they believed that a mystical force can affect the fortune of a baseball team and that this power can be "exorcised" by destroying a particular fetish object. What is this? Are people over the goat now? After all the "goat curse" has been lifted about 40 times. Will a baseball have to be destroyed every year now? Or maybe next year it will be a corked bat, or perhaps a hypodermic needle.