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Thus Spake Zarathustra

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I can't stay. But, I thought I'd pop in to let you know that I have acquired a computer. A PowerMac G5 1.6 GHz.
Of course, it's a bit of a complication that I do not yet have home internet access, not to mention a monitor to attach to the CPU, but one thing at a time.

And now... an alpha charlie bravo instant anecdote:
As I'm typing the above paragraph, guy next to me in this computer lab says,
"Can I ask you a question? Who was that guy that sailed from England and discovered America, supposedly."
"You mean Columbus?" I say.
"Yeah, thanks."

Go Public Education!

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All Kinds of Time

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Is it really necessary for the NFL to kick-off their season with Britney Spears and who knows what other ranting, screaming, gyrating musical act with pyrotechnics?


Bears Offensive Coordinator John Shoop had an interview a few weeks ago in which he revealed some interesting information about quarterback Kordell Stewart:

1. Kordell Stewart has a "startling naked fake"
2. Kordell can "block a man and a half"

Certainly there is nothing more startling than a naked man and a half whom you must either block or fake to complete a successful play.

Yes, this is a meager post, but substance is not yet entirely absent from my cognitive process... I just need time.

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A Quick One While He's Away

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Okay, so not only am I vain, but i'm also lazy. This space has been vacant partly due to the fact that I've been undergoing a process of corporate indoctrination, which can be quite time consuming (I'll have something to say about that later), and partly because I simply refuse to roll out of bed at eight in the morning to find a computer to use at the library. But, September I know, will be better.
I'm actually planning on buying my own computer soon (imagine that!), but whether I'll have internet access right away is an open question.

Also of course, the Urban Therapy Wedding and Post-Prom Party were delightful and it was wonderful to see people I hadn't seen in some time and to meet those I had heretofore only heard of in legend.

Thanks for visiting alpha charlie bravo. I hope to overwhelm you all with prolix prose soon.